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Post by sandidune on Mar 18, 2007 15:33:10 GMT
In the last two years both myself and hubbie were hospitalised. Hubbie had gaulstones and I had a hernia.
My son told his teacher that his Dad had hailstones and I had a hurricane. Do you think he''ll become a doctor or a weather forecaster.?
He asked me the other day "Mam what are your testicles?"
I explained - in the best way I could!! Then asked him why he wanted to know.
He told me a girl in his class told EVERYONE she had her testicles taken out.
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Post by joanne on Mar 18, 2007 16:13:41 GMT
That is just hilarious - where do you get them from !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D They are the best I've heard in a long time !!!
You've got me thinking now - have to get back to you on that one !!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by behanfamily on Mar 18, 2007 17:49:21 GMT
brilliant thanks for sharing ~smiles~
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Post by joanne on Mar 21, 2007 22:21:21 GMT
Found one funny story for you Barbara ! A few years ago my DS got the chicken pox and when a friend up the road asked him how he got them - my son said he just picked them up ! To which his friend said (who was five at the time) "well if I found them I would never pick them up off the ground ! I would just leave them there" ;D ;D ;D
(Unfortunately he did pick them up two weeks later !!!!!)
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Post by behanfamily on Mar 22, 2007 9:14:51 GMT
Joanne thats a classic hehe
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Post by workingmum22 on Mar 22, 2007 14:17:57 GMT
;D ;D ;D Love that !!! ;D
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Post by mary22 on Mar 25, 2007 11:56:50 GMT
love the stories. Just yesterday, when we crossed the road, [ not at the zebra crossing] my 6 year old told me that what we had done was wrong because if the police saw us we would be UNDER ARRESTED.Don't you just love when they have their own interpretation of the English language.
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Post by joanne on Mar 25, 2007 20:03:49 GMT
Love that story Mary - and speaking of 'language' here is a good one for you ! My brother in law is german but speaks fluent english !
Anyway a few years ago my daughter who was 5 at the time asked him what language he spoke in Germany and he said 'german'. To which she told him that she spoke 'german' too because she could understand him perfectly !!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by behanfamily on Mar 26, 2007 8:10:40 GMT
fab stories girls, dont they just say the cutest things
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Post by noreenc on Mar 26, 2007 22:34:13 GMT
those stories are so funny ! I have three kids aged 14, 10 and 8 and I wish I could remember all the hilarious stuff they have said over the years. Why didn't I write it all down !!!!
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Post by neasaod on Mar 26, 2007 23:14:46 GMT
Not a funny story but my daughter says "I Dauber" for I love you. And she gets the "he-bops" (hiccups)!!!!
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Post by neasaod on Mar 26, 2007 23:19:02 GMT
Also I was reading her a story "from my head" the other night and asked her if she could see Swiper (from Dora) From the light coming from the crack in the door I could see the look she gave me was withering, and she says, "I can't see, your reading from your head" I was suitably chastised!!!!!
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Post by joanne on Mar 28, 2007 21:47:31 GMT
Hearing your story of reading Neasa - brought back memories of having to read the same story over and over again for months !! And if you missed or changed a word - there was war !!! I know for a fact that i can quote vertabum 'Early Bird' by Richard Scarry !! And 'Foxy goes to Bed'. And I used to love the way my son used to call 'Winnie the Pooh' - LaLa La Pooo !!!
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Post by neasaod on Apr 12, 2007 12:31:25 GMT
DD calls him Pooh Ga Ga!!!!
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Post by joanne on Apr 12, 2007 21:35:20 GMT
AWWWWWWWWWW that is so cute !!!! Honestly couldn't you just bottle them at times !!! ;D And does she watch the DVD's of them Neasa  |
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